The Global Prostitutes Association, the world’s only union of professional prostitutes, has gone on a violent demonstration in major cities across the world.
According to them, their business has dwindled in recent times as a result of the activities of Christian ladies.
“How is your business being affected by Christian ladies?”, a reporter asked.
“Well, whereas we were charging per hour for our sessions, many Christian ladies are offering sex and sexual activity for free! Even though some are doing it for peanuts like grades, school fees, phones, etc, we are losing majority of our loyal clientele.
“The men don’t want to pay. They have started threatening that, if we insist on payment, they will only focus on Christian girls!”.